*A parody of Katy Perry's Hot n' Cold...based on hot flashes from chemotherapy*
My body changes its mind
Like my three year old's food aversion.
Yeah, you, chemo
Like a fun-sucker
I would know
And you make me over think
Always typically
Tactically
I should know
That you're no good for me
[Chorus:]
'Cause I'm sweltering then I'm frigid,
I'm yes to iced coffee, then I'm no
One leg in then out from under our duvet,
My brain is up then down
Chemo is wrong when it's right
Makes life seem black and white
All night, I burn up,
In the morning we wake up
(I) I don't really want you to stay, no
(I) But you don't really wanna go-o
I'm sweltering then I'm frigid
I'm yes to hot tea, then no
I'm in my cute tank, then out
I'm upstairs, then I'm down...sweating profusely
We used to be
On the same wavelength
So in sync
The same energy
Now's a dead tumor
I try to laugh, but
Now we're fighting
I should know that
This is just a phase
[Chorus]
Someone called the doctor
Got a case of crappy cancer
Stuck on a roller coaster
And I can't get off this ride
My body changes its mind
Like my three year old's opinion